{That one time} I thought a blanket was a bookmark

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It all started with a bookmark. This bookmark actually. I got tired of my scraps of paper that I used as bookmarks being thrown away as presumed trash, so I labeled this one. Chris thought it was hilarious. That is until he found said bookmark sitting on that yellow blanket in the picture.

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“Jocelyn. Are you feeling ok?”

“Yes, I’m fine. Why?”

“This isn’t a bookmark, Jocelyn. This is a blanket.”

“Haha..very funny.”

“I guess you are getting pregnancy brain after all…”

I should have been prepared for the following course of action when he asked for tape. I mean really……why else would he need tape? The rest of the story can be told in the following pictures which I found around the house shortly afterward. They were supposedly to help me overcome my pregnancy brain which apparently thought that blankets were bookmarks.

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^^He did silly things like ask me for milk.

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^^And I found this one on me.

My recourse has been to take the labels and put them on other items in the house. “This is a bike” is now on the windowsill. Chris said he’s just more worried about me.

And that my friends is what life is like in the Langford house. I wouldn’t trade it for anything. This baby doesn’t know what she’s getting herself into.